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August 20, 2008

denver prepares for the convention

One of the more hilarious ways Denver is preparing for the Democrat Convention and for the coronation of Obama-Biden, Obama-Bayh, or Obama-Kaine is to properly groom the homeless. Nothing reflects worse on a city than unkept vagrants.

Denver is even spiffing up the coiffures of its homeless. They're giving free haircuts to the homeless this week in preparation for the visiting crowds who'll arrive this weekend. No, really.

According to Rick Sallinger of the CBS TV station, Denver Human Services has been handing out coupons for free homeless haircuts.The idea was to make the homeless feel better about themselves. And maybe then they'd get jobs or something.
I'm sure the taxpaying citizens of Denver are happy they're paying for free hair cuts, free movie passes, and bingo games for the homeless. These are the same city administrators that stood idly by as a woman sang her own version of the national anthem.

Gitmo on the Platte
There's nothing like a Democrat Convention to boost chain link fence rentals

Meanwhile protesters going to Denver can all breath a sigh of relief now that the razor wire has been removed from "Gitmo on the Platte." "Gitmo on the Platte" is the processing center that will be used to house people arrested during the convention. The festivities are only a week away. Charge up those electroshock weapons the time is drawing near. I can't wait!

Posted by nemov at August 20, 2008 5:33 PM

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